Pappu ..?

Assalamualaikum...

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

PAPPU : 'HIJKLMNO'!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, 'I am.'

PAPPU : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER : 'Can anybody give an example of 'COINCIDENCE? '

PAPPU : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'

TEACHER : 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?'

PAPPU : 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher.

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